He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

― from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via stjustice)
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